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“It would have been great to see Remy have a love story like Linguini did in Ratatouille. Even though it might never happen, I wish Pixar would at least make a short film with Remy falling in love with a female rat.”
REMY DONT NEED NO ONE
REMY IS A STRONG FRENCH
BLACK WOMANRAT WHO CAN GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE HONEY BOOBOO CHILD
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A few minutes ago I left to get something to drink in the kitchen.
I came back to this.
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- Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
- student: you mean semen is like sugar?
- Biology Teacher: yeah basically
- me: doesn't taste like..
- Biology Teacher:
- me:
- student:
- Biology Teacher:
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- student:
- me: whoops
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WHY IS ALEX’S DEACTIVATED ACCOUNT STILL MY SECOND CRUSH?!
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- romeo: hey i just met you.
- romeo: and this is crazy.
- romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nurse called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
- romeo: so marry me maybe.
- gatsby: hey i just met you
- gatsby: and this is crazy
- gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
- gatsby: so call me maybe
